Poor Henry

When an inferior person referred to as Henry, is compared to another person.

I saw Brad with Jessica the other day. Poor Henry.

by Kajsjduehebi January 14, 2020

Heny

A beautiful human being with awsome pretty and funny personality. The name means being your self and not caring what the world thinks and you are unique and special. The name Heny is a short name of Hennesie the god

Have you seen Heny around?

by Unknown 12345678926 March 18, 2018

Henry VIII

(1491-1547) A King of England who began as a handsome, sweet-natured prince and became a fat, bloated, lecherous, ruthless, narcissistic tyrant whose split from the Catholic faith to divorce his first wife and marry his second can be felt today.
He married six times, first to Katherine of Aragon (divorced), then to Anne Boleyn (beheaded), then to Jane Seymour (died), then to Anne of Cleves (divorced), then to Katherine Howard (beheaded), and finally to Katherine Parr (survived).
To his credit, he legitimized the crown after decades of the War of the Roses (warring between the two branches of the royal family), but he is remembered today for his lechery and for abusing his wives and his two daughters in a futile effort for a healthy son; only his daughter Elizabeth I would be his saving grace.

After the death of Jane Seymour from childbirth, a new wife was sought for Henry VIII, reaching across Europe, but his reputation preceded him; he chose 16-year-old Christina of Milan first, but the widowed duchess (a great-niece of Katherine of Aragon) refused, saying that she would be happy to marry him if she had two heads. Henry next chose Marie de Guise, another young widow, since "as a big man he needed a big wife"; she rejected his offer and quipped that she may have been a big woman but she had a very little neck (in reference to Anne Boleyn) and she wasted little time in marrying Henry's nephew, James V of Scotland. Anne of Cleves became the first pick as other candidates made excuses or married.
Henry VIII seemed to have a liking for redheads named Katherine, since he married three such women.

Messenger: (to a group of young noblewomen) "His Royal Majesty Henry VIII seeketh another wife."
Young noblewomen: (screaming in horror and stampeding)

by Lorelili September 21, 2011

heavy meat

1. A giant or enormous penis.
2. Literally wrecking pussy with a protracted pounding of thundercock. 'Cock and Awe' fucking.

"I can tell you why Sabrina still has that silly look on her face, Dude. I spent like six hours last night pouring the heavy meat to her."

by Mo Dixley June 13, 2008

Heavy Fucking Metal

It is what it is; Heavy Fucking Metal. Heavy Metal that is fucking heavy. Heavy Metal that's so fucking heavy it's not just Heavy Metal any more; it's Heavy FUCKING Metal.

Heavy Fucking Metal is...
Heavy.

Fucking.

Metal.

by Metalheadzzyzx May 18, 2010

Henry

A German or Irish name meaning "Hero" or "Ruler of the home". Henry's are some of the sweetest people once you get to know them. They are also great friends, as they stand up to those who mess with others and would gladly take a bullet for someone they love. Henry's like to mess around with others, especially if they feel close to you and they care about you deeply.

Most Henry's have a troubled past and seem to daze off at random times, reflecting on that past.

Guy: That guy is a great friend, its because he's a Henry.

by TheThornedOne November 27, 2012

heavy wrist action

The act of cutting cocaine, thus the 'heavy wrist' action.

heavy wrist action, flush it with the water, then you buy a charger

by the shit, bitch November 15, 2009