mud hen

A white girl who dates, fucks, or married black men.

How come most mud hens are fat bleach blonds?

by kozykole May 16, 2003

hen fucked

Verb; When a female takes something from a male due to the males inability or unwillingness to provide for the female on his own. Based on the fact that hens use their genitals to extract a rooster's semen due to the rooster not having a penis.

That bitch hen fucked my boy outta his paycheck last week.

by Rove Stanson November 2, 2015

Slam The Hen

To have sex with a hot chick (Women)

brother, i just slammed that hen over there last week, hence Slam The Hen

by qwertyuioplkjhgshnbcsdvv April 23, 2022

hen fap

Hen Fap is:
1) what kanye says in golddigger
2) easy on the tongue
3) whatever is necessary; i.e. shmoolike
4) a nonsequitur with longer legs than I thought.
5) a reference to a random onion article birthed over at the late aja/dante
6) apparently an excellent way to really make people upset which is very odd as Hen Fap is most decidedly:
7) pure, unadorned love

"Where's your Hen Fap" - Basement Jaxx

by forksclovetofu May 24, 2006

hen-pecked

When a male complies to ever single demand of his girlfriend or wife, and the female is in complete control of her man. A hen-pecked male will easily sell out to his woman and blow off his friends. Also see Pussy-whipped

First Guy: Damn. Fred blew us off again to go get bossed around by that bitch. He's so hen-pecked.
Second Guy: (Makes whipping sound) Yeah, he's whipped.

by Common Sense7 October 6, 2005

gaggle of hens

a group of annoying female who are out together making a collective noise that resembles the gaggling of a flock of hens.

Pete Dick: "We gotta get out of this place."
The Cooker: "Why?"
Pete Dick: "TP fucked one of those girls over there and now the whole gaggle of hens is talking about it."

by Pete Dick April 4, 2008

Guinea Hen

In Shakespearean times, a "Guinea Hen" was another term for a prostitute.

Too many guinea hens wondering about at night these days.

by Lord Lister June 18, 2007