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dry heavin on the clam

When you go down on a woman and when you get really bad smell you start to dry heav
The HR lady would not leave Paul alone till he gave in to going down on her. The only problem was that when his nose got a wiff of her he started to dry heavin on the clam.
by Clamer August 12, 2017
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Queef Heaving

Located in SouthEast Idaho, there is a small town called Shelley. This town is known mostly for being full of super oppressive Mormons that secretly all have sex with each other and pretend they're perfect in public. But, from the oppression came passion among those that refused to be held down any more. Queef Heaving was born! After the first annual competition, even the goody-goodies decided to join in!

To Heave a Queef, you take a potato and lodge it into your vagina. Forcing a glorious queef, you send the potato flying! Furthest potato wins.

Because, as I mentioned earlier, a lot of people in Shelley are super sexually deviant when they think nobody is watching, the Mormon women don't usually do very well. Their sloppy cooches can't properly form the seal around the potatoes required for true power. But it doesn't stop them from trying!

Boys play this game, not with their anuses. But with special, custom prosthetic vaginas that they wear over their penises.

If you think I'm making this up, try googling it. Seriously.
"Hey Brianna, are you going to be entering the Queef Heaving competition this year?"
"Of course, Lana. It's my favorite day of the year!"
by sandry shores May 24, 2018
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Hand Helping

A Hand Helping is, process of giving someone in need a helping hand and assisting them in there problem.

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It is the process of giving somebody a handjob, resulting in ejaculation.

Jerome Anya being a fag lol
I lend a hand helping to those in need

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Jerome: "Hey Del, can i give you a Hand Helping under the table?"
by sclocal May 22, 2008
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Hevin

A name you use for people who are super-cool and/or awesome. HOWEVER; the person you call this must be awesome. >> Otherwise it's a disgrace to the name.
Dude, that guy is such a Hevin! He's awesome~
by Kibblesxx December 24, 2009
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helsinki summit

Sex behind closed doors with a partner whom one does not share a common language with, with translators present to assist. Typically one partner is dominant and the other submissive.
Trump and Putin had a great Helsinki summit.
by at5five July 21, 2018
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Hevin

A girl with a good personality, but can be annoying some times. She really gets on your nerves but actually is a good person. She gets good grades and alot of girls. If you know a Hevin you are lucky
Aye hevin is back
by Kenfresh08@gmail.com October 1, 2019
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Helming

The act of shoving one's head up the anus of a man. This requires either surgical modification of the sphincter or EXTREME anal training with buttplugs. I honestly cant imagine this being possible, but there's some fuctup people out there and I'm sure its been done by somone.
Tired of rodents and peni, Richard Gere decided to finaly allow Jacko to savagely stretch his ass with a series of huge buttplugs and within a week of teribla anal torture he was ready to be HELMED, to take the greasy pale head deep in his anus.
by guilty_spork December 5, 2004
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