turd helmet

That little bit of shit which often remains on the head (or tip) of a guy`s prick after he is finished ass fucking someone. Usually has homosexual/gay connotations.

"I hate when you butt fuck a bitch and she gives you the turd helmet."

by PKD Fan March 14, 2015

Northern Helmet

A helmet shaped fireplace in a travelodge (Royal Tunbridge Wells)

Take a piss in the Northern Helmet

Donning the Northern Helmet

by NB001 August 26, 2019

Helmet Nazi

Person or group who neurotically harrasses you to wear a helmet on your bike, even though riding in a car, carrying laundry down stairs, or just walking across a street statistically causes more serious or fatal head injuries every year.

God, that Helmet Nazi Kathy was practically foaming at the mouth when I told her I didn't need headgear!

by salu1999 September 21, 2011

Helmet Child

A person who grows up, and you know they had to wear a helmet, even for the smallest of tasks, such as going to the fridge for a glass of water.

I can't believe they screwed up my order again at that drive-thru, that guy must have been a real helmet child.

by ChubbyPuppy July 29, 2011

helmet party

Term used to describe fan-fabricated homosexual relations between the soldier and the engineer characters from a game called Team Fortress 2.

That soldier may be an annoying, anal attaboy, but he throws a fiiine helmet party.

by KGBigelow September 24, 2011

Wet Helmet

A blowjob that does not involve blowing. The woman places the mans head into her mouth, and lets the saliva pool. Usually, this spit will be spat into an old water bottle. This form of oral sex is in no way pleasurable.

"my dick is in a moist hole.. with teeth.." "Dude, thats a Wet Helmet!"

by The D35+0y3R March 18, 2013

Knife Helmet

A drink that is a mix of beer (draft) and a gin and tonic, served over ice.

Imbiber: Two Knife Helmets please

Bartender: Any preference for beer or gin?

Imbiber: One with PBR and Bombay Sapphire, the other with High Life and Hendricks

by Greek25 May 14, 2012