greg heffley

the stupid boy who thinks all the girls want him even though he doesn't work out and has no muscles but still likes to go around shirtless near holly hills with his small d. He's so ugly with his stupid hair and in the movies, he probably wanted to get with Rowley because he's a fat legend. his brother Roderick is really hot and gets all the girls

'look theres greg heffley hes so stupid look at his tiny muscles what a noncey gardener'

by ailisisntaranga June 25, 2020

Hefel

- A spherical object with the ability to store more alcohol than one would normally think by just looking at it.
- Is also an avid greens keeper with the world's most superior of "white guy" dancing abilities.
- Does not mind and in fact enjoys being the butt of a joke or being laughed at as a result of unusual and strange actions.
- It's mating call is a very loud screech of "Ahhhh skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet."

"That (dance) move was so Hefel."
"He drinks like a Hefel."
"Wow that was stupid. You're acting like a Hefel."

by Iowa Nelly April 15, 2008

hefest

Professional trackmania player, 45 counts of tax evasion, 3 counts of homicide, breaking and entering, 5 counts of arson, 6 counts of assaulting a police officer, 129 speeding tickets, 42 counts of evading police in a police chase

Hey do you know hefest?

-yes

by big_farter August 28, 2022

hugh hefner kiss

The act of squishing up your lips and barely touching the kiss recipients lips in fear of where those lips have been. Like Hugh Hefner does when he kisses the bunnies.

She gave me a Hugh Hefner kiss, my breath must be bad.

by 314nixie01 April 23, 2010

The Greg Heffley Method

For when someone takes the least logical course of action when confronted with a problem, and then later expresses confusion when the repercussions for taking said action are enacted upon them. Coined after Greg Heffley, the protagonist of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid franchise.

His complete lack of self awareness and common sense must mean he takes the Greg Heffley Method to heart.

by meatball meatball April 14, 2017

heffa

a fat ass person who likes to eat

damn heffa you ate three whoppers and you are still hungry?!?!?!

by pringdawg February 3, 2003

hugh hefner

A real player and founder of PB!

I wish I could be as a player as Hugh is...

by pelimies January 27, 2005