Heap

A whole mess of a man.

Molly: “how was your date with Jack?”
Sally: “terrible, he turned out to be an absolute heap.”

by Lezpuccino September 5, 2021

Heaps unenjoyable

Like its unenjoyable but heaps more.

That was Heaps unenjoyable ay bro

by Wamen Smith November 28, 2020

Stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap

A lady with larger than usual bacon hangers attempting to tuck them back into her brown tunnel for neatness in order to fool an unaware mate

I was going down on this bird and discovered that she’d stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap!! They fair slapped me around the face as she opened her legs

by Suckovmydavid December 31, 2021

Heaps on

To be completely overwhelmed by the situation at hand

Josh was a slow learner and had heaps on trying to learn too many new skills at once

by abraveman September 28, 2021

Heap O Clay

A horny little divil mad for a shkelp of pints. Usually shite at pool.

Hey that guy just lost a game of pool! Such a Heap O Clay!

by The Belmont Tomcat July 10, 2018

way heaps

another word for "totally", "soooo" or "fully"

Dude that band last night was way heaps radical, man.

by Ret- August 26, 2014

heap snatch

the bulge in the pubic region some women get from wearing high waisted jeans or pants; common in the 60s and 70s.

“Dude! Check out the heap snatch on that broad!”

by K~Daddy January 8, 2024