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No Thanks Small Things are Choking Hazards

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No thanks small things are choking hazards
by DoYouReallyCare July 7, 2012
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Fart Hazard

When an object blocks an exit, preventing someone from easily escaping after someone farts in an enclosed room.
Those boxes are creating a fart hazard.
by Rocket_Scooter August 31, 2017
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Walking Hazard

Aimee is a walking hazard and needs to be kept on a leash at all times.
by qwedcxsza July 3, 2023
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hazard assembly

A group of usually anything-goes dirtbag adverturers. Money is usually only a priority to only get somewhere or do something, otherwise, it's the trip that matters. Because they're usually young and dumb, they usually do pretty hazardous activities for fun like skiing or rock climbing or mountain biking, etc. A hazard assembly is a group of them.
A hazard assembly formed of about a dozen mountain bikers in the middle of fucking nowhere. I had no idea where they were actually going...
by Hundalair March 13, 2009
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Hazardous Howie

Hazard Howie is a man that can’t control his emotions and makes drama. Is a man who sends x rated clips out to all your contacts if you reject him. A fat crybaby.
Hazardous howie is at it again if you say no to him then he’s out for revenge. Better buy him a box of tissues for all the tears in all his issues.
by Sarah Tennis- Tracy Ca June 21, 2022
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Safety Hazard (Airport)

Daddy Brad using a laser pen to burn things on an airport. Daddy Brad should NOT be allowed on or near an airport. If you see him there, please report this to MI5 immediately.
by misterblobbysmassiveshlong December 15, 2022
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Hazard

The name of the current best football player in the world (confirmed by football experts across the world). Could also be used as an adjective to describe the fear he puts into his opponents when he dribbles in their area.
- Hey, tell me the name of a football player better than Neymar, Messi and Ronaldo at the moment?
- Eden Hazard bro
- Oh shit yeah man he's amazing!
by Hazpillian October 14, 2018
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