The Haunted Mask

When a man ejaculates all over someone's face, and then lets the semen dry. Over time it becomes solid, and then is pulled off as a mask.

"What are you gonna be for Halloween? " "I don't know, but if you're lucky you can get the haunted mask!"

by Thomas Frick March 24, 2008

most haunted

Money making SCAM of a TV show that supposedly investigates paranormal activity but infact consists of nothing more then endless screaming, specs of dust cunningly termed "orbs" and a fake medium with questionable taste in jewellery and hair.

Oh look, Living TV have 8 hours of Most Haunted on tonight.

by Brigante July 1, 2005

Haunted Astolfo Bean Plushie

a bean that suck pp and calls you gay, no refunds available

possibly gay man: This haunted alstolfo bean plushie is gay.

gay man: i want secks with the Haunted Astolfo Bean Plushie

by beanguy January 2, 2021

a haunting

One of the funniest, and fake shows ever to hit television. On Discovery channel usually during the middle of every weekday. Supposedly true stories of ghosts, but I highly doubt it.

Dude the other day I watched 'A Haunting' and laughed my ass off.

by Bob Parker May 22, 2008

Haunted

An attribute of something that's got extra shit going about it under the surface. The Paranormal, the Mystical, the unknown, the "just fucked up for some reason" part about someone or something that is just wild to think about, but also probably pretty easy to ignore in all honesty.

"No, Dustin I will not go with you to Area 51. That shit's Haunted."
"How much did she take before doing this? She was sober? That bitch is Haunted, I can't deal with all that right now."

by BananaMarshall April 14, 2021

Facebook haunting

When someone Facebook murders you, you haunt them via mutual friends by talking to them or about them through mutal friends.

Posting comments on your friends wall that is a friend of the Facebook murderer, is Facebook haunting.

by double 3's May 1, 2010

haunted phillip

To get around in a haunted house doing a motion that is sort of a combination of power walking and the twist, while being naked, and letting your flaccid penis whip back and forth, making a crisp smack off your midsection.

"Yo man, listen to those penis smacks echo through that dreary chamber, that's some mean haunted phillip goin on right there man!"

"I thought I would easily win that bet by spending the night in the old Zimmerman place, but that guy doing the haunted phillip really wore down my nerves."

by Unheard Big Pappy September 3, 2009