Harraj

The Sexiest thing in the multiverse ever better than anything created shits on terrence, lucas, finnen, austin, axel, jamie, henry, morgan, victor, lucas lyu, zac biddichak, zac clealand, sebastian, alex haviland and everything else especially max abrusse and charlton he is so hot it is impossible to comprehend

Harraj is just to hot to handle

by terrence/lucas tian suck ass May 27, 2025

The “Harta teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”

It’s an encrypted map that can lead one to the secret dialect known as “Cristina English”. To find this ancient language one must stand in the underground temple of Oceania and chainsmoke 2 packs of Cammels. After that, the map shows a mathematical ecuation which, after solving it, shows coodinates for the Chair of Santa. Once you sit in the chair, insert 1g of Fentanil in your body and an evil wizard will come and start teaching in chinese.

A: What do you have there?
B:Just the “Harta Teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”

by Sigmund from oceania November 28, 2024