half-harded

When you don't have the gumption, energy, motivation, visual stimulation or impetus to work up a full fledged hard on to get the job done.

Laila: "I really would enjoy making sweet love to you but your half-harded erection ain't gonna' get it!"
Peter: "I doin' the best I can do with what I got, bay-bee!"
Laila: "T'aint enuff, BAY-BEE!"

by MiMimmmmmmm February 2, 2012

hitting it harder

Hitting a golf ball so that it goes extremely far

sydnee: jack, can you help me with hitting it harder?
jack ryan: all the way baby ;)

by sean patrick dolan November 9, 2016

The World's Hardest Game

A game that says it is the hardest game on Earth, and it is probably telling the truth

Bob: JOSH! I JUST GOT TO A NEW LEVEL IN THE WORLD'S HARDEST GAME!!!
JOSH:...ok

by cool dude 12345678900987654321 October 25, 2020

hardening the carpet

The process of male masturbation which results in fluid being disposed of on the floor

"jimmy is at home hardening the carpet

by zac smith (zacisghandi) May 8, 2008

harder mommy

When a female puts a dilldo up a person's hole and not going hard enough so they say harder mommy

Rebecca: harder mommy~

Y/n: 0kah

by DORER December 29, 2020

Poor Harder

It means you cant afford nothing and wear cheap clothes and crappy brands. OR its a nice way to say come on lend some money.

"Man whata poor harder cunt, your clothes are crappy and holey"

"Im poor harder man, lend us some cash"

by Joel February 18, 2004

Cope Harder

The more aggro way of telling someone to "Deal with it"

Tree-banging half-wit: "STOP EATING MEAT IT'S KILLING OUR PLANET"

Johnny from down the street: "I'd like a Double Big Mac meal to-go. Cope Harder scrub."

by ToastedDingleBerry January 5, 2022