sexual harassment

saying or doing something that pissess off the office lesbian.

Guy: "So then he says - rectum, it nearly killed him!"
Rosie (hiding behind the door): "Those pricks are sexually harassing me."

by Richard Munch January 7, 2005

textual harassment

Textual Harassment is the act of texting a person repeatedly with harmful and or sexual intentions.

Sue. you heard from terry
Lil. yeah he sent me a text yesterday.
Sue. what did it say.
LIl. hey girl you wanna come over and lemme poke that fine brazillian booty.
Sue. TOTAL TEXTUAL HARASSMENT!

by TRAFFICJAMMA June 25, 2009

Sexual harassment

Pfft. Don't even talk to a woman or else she'll slap you in the balls with with a sexual harrassment charge.

Basically its your word against hers. And who is the judge gonna believe?

Eric: Hey, How ya doin?
Sally: Get away you pig
Eric:...
Sally:RAPE!!!

by iwannabeanalcoholic January 22, 2005

textual harassment

when another person just won't stop sending you text messages, blowing your cell phone up with texts.

i have become a victim of textual harassment, this girl won't stop texting me!!...

by soopasonik January 3, 2011

Presidential Harassment

The ongoing torment and accompanying mental fatigue experienced by a target of an intense investigation into a litany of allegations of which the target is indeed guilty, especially when the target is the president of the United States.

Although El Chapo would likely be sentenced to death, he was relieved to no longer have the cloud of presidential harassment over his head.

Adam Schiff: “I am subpoenaing the president’s tax returns.”
Donald Trump: “That’s presidential harassment!”

by Aaron LeBaron February 7, 2019

Sexual Harassment

Actually, asking someone out from a workplace and school is considered sexual harassment. Read the Everyday sexism blog, full of women talking about men they've know for a while asking them out. Simply asking someone out is now sexual harassment. Clubs and bars are also notorious places where women do not want to be accosted because that counts as sexual harassment as well, so you're left with dating websites (which have a spectacularly low rate of success) and family/friends. Family and friends don't work so well if you come from a small family or if your friends are mostly of the same gender (I'm talking about hetero relationships). So, how do you make more female friends? Go out and talk to more women, but that is "super creepy and threatening". Did he say he wanted rape them or give any indication as to that, or did he threaten them in anyway? So why is the automatic assumption a fear of this person when the men in your personal life are more likely to murder you, rape you and steal from you?

--There is no other way to describe this fear other than irrational. Sexual harassment is Sexual Harassment only when it is a man doing it to a woman when a woman does it, it is often considered to be "cute" or being "affectionate".

Man: Hello.
Woman: Sexual Harassment.
Man: But...
Woman: I will freaking ruin your life, see you in court tomorrow.

by Mr. Egalitarian February 12, 2017

Sexual Harassment

Congrats you just searched Sexual Harassment in urban! This shit isn't fucking funny... Harassers are sick people that destroys inocent victims' lives for their own pleasure. PEOPLE ARE MORE THAN THEIR BODY. THEY ARE FUCKING HUMAN BEINGS THEY HAVE FEELING,
NO MEANS NO

DON'T TELL US HOW TO DRESS TELL THEM NOT TO RAPE!

Alex: I screw a bitch last night. She told me that she didn't want to have sex, but she was probably drunk.. she had those really big tits i couldn't resist
John: Dude that's Sexual Harassment... you can go to jail!
Alex: WHO CARES SHE IS A SLUT... no one's gonna believe her!

by pornhpolyteleias June 1, 2020