hapsad 

a mixture between happy and sad. usually when something happens that makes you happy, but then something happens that makes you sad. Why be one or the other when you can be both?

I got an A+ on my test, but my boyfriend dumped me...so i'm pretty hapsad.

hapsad by lizzy yur mom May 26, 2006

hapst

A synonym for "happen"

If you're to hapst upon this book, burn it.

hapst by cool_***** January 2, 2018

hapslap 

The brain cells one depletes trying to convince a flat-Earther they’re wrong.

After an all nighter debating wankers on twitter, Pete’s hapslap made him forget which mustard he preferred.

hapslap by Trixie4 January 3, 2020

hapsta

some stupid guy on roblox and discord idk

hapsta smells like dirt

hapsta by Hapsta April 23, 2018

Hapsion 

to hate more than humanly possible. to hate with a passion

"UGH!!! I fucking hapsion Steve!!!!!"

Hapsion by allzter January 26, 2006

hapssht

the act of going to gym and throwing up the triple plates on bench. derived from the sound made by some dedicated meathogs while doing said act.

also can be used as a directive to get someone motivated or to entice someone to get moving.

most often used with a mocking vocal inflection, and a drawn out exhalation of air.

"It's time to get to the gym and hapssht!!!"

hapssht by odhinn August 17, 2006

hapstinence 

When you have been celibate, but only by coincidence. You would like to be having sex, it just hasn't happened.

"Yeah, it's been a pretty long dry spell. No matter what I try, I'm stuck practicing hapstinence."

hapstinence by southcounty05 January 14, 2017