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haft

a story or comment that has no point. the story is told with great enthusiasm. the listener waits expectantly to hear the punch line or moral of the story. when it arrives they are left feeling disappointed and deflated that they just wasted 20 minutes listening to a pointless story that is only amusing to the teller.
"I was listening to Stefanie tell me about what happened to her when she was driving home, but it just turned out to be another HAFT."
by haftdefiner February 2, 2006
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Hangtime

1.) The amount of time a basketball player takes to complete a slam dunk

2.) The amount of time a thrown football stays in the air

3.) The amount of time a hit baseball stays in the air
footballfan6969: OMG, check out the hangtime on that baby !!!!
footballfan696969: Whoooo that's sweet !
by handle187 November 7, 2003
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finnuh-haftuh

Fixing to have to; about to; on the verge of doing
"We finnuh-haftuh bump!"
by Marshall Crowe June 16, 2007
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hanfic

Short for Hanson fiction. Long or short stories written about the band Hanson.

Started in 1997 when Hanson became popular. First couple of years the stories were similar, founded on the authors personal day dreams about the band. The quality of these stories was rather poor. Basic plot: Hanson moves in next door to a girl, Zac/Taylor/Isaac and girl fall inlove.

The quality of these stories has improved greatly over the years, some have even been published as books.
Tulsa 74132, Bed Of Lies, Zac says Tay still wets his bed, Devil/Angel, The Quiet One, Catapult, Beautiful Disaster, Stay are all hanfics.
by Judith Major April 30, 2006
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Kuronbo Hanta

Founder of the KHH (Kuronbo Hunters of Hawaii) and the Naichi Organization.

A pioneer in struggle for Asian/Japanese American Racial and Cultural Preservation. A famed activist, propagandist, rhetorician and leader, who conquered new frontiers by taking the battle online in early 2000. Along with like-minded Racial Patriots and brilliant individuals of honor, he waged an infamous war on blood pollution that is still remembered six years later. His presence is loathed and feared by liberals, Asiaphiles and all those bent on undermining the virtue of culture, blood and patriotism.

Known for the slogan of his organization: "Long Live the Naichi."

If you support socialism, communism, race-mixing, treason or cultural erosion...beware this individual and those he consorts with.
Key-Shawn: Yo homeboy...iz you hittin' up dat fiiiiine azz jap trick in yo homeroom clazz?

Jamal: Shiiiyet mayaaaan...dat muthafukkin' biatch be lernin' sum shiiyet cuz da muthafukka ain't be down wit a brotha! Muthafukka be tellin' me she ain't eva gon' be down wit a brotha! She mus be lernin' all dat shiiiyet frum dat muthafukkia KURONBO HANTA.

Key-Shawn: Dayaaam nigga!! How uz niggaz gonsta be hittin' up da jap azz if all dem jap biatchez ain't be down wit a brotha? Cuz yall kno hittin' da Azia Azz or da Cracka Azz be da numba one goal fo a brotha!! Dat da only reason we be doin' dis whole trip! S'long as it ain't no sista, a brotha be wantin' to tap da azz!!
by Anonymous September 1, 2008
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Hanitize

I don't feel like washing my hands, I just want to hanitize.
by skavoovee June 19, 2013
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Hangtime

The amount of time from when a fart odor is first detected until it is completely dissipated.
Geez, Bob, crack a window. That fart really has some hangtime.
by Mogirlclassof79 January 2, 2012
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