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handle your scandal

You'd say this when you're letting someone know that they need to keep their boyfriend or girlfriend in check. Their girlfriend/boyfriend is going behind his/her back doing things he/she doesn't know about, and probably wouldn't approve of.
Bitch, your boyfriend totally came and visited me behind your back. You need to handle your scandal!
by muh ris uh November 4, 2007
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handle jammed forward

To push an aircraft's engines to emergency full power. May cause permanent engine damage if prolonged beyond a few minutes.

Used to denote someone who is going all-out.
"You busy ?"
"Yup, got the handle jammed forward"
by Eighth of Seven January 8, 2007
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Handle Ears

A pair of ears which are big, much like Dumbo, that if grabbed would aid in the repetitive motion used in a fellatio. Usually these ears are attached to a brown bagger, butterface, or ugly woman, some attractive woman have them, especially if the ears in question are very large.
Damn she's ugly and she has handle ears.
by Jamamoba October 28, 2010
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handle bars

A blonde girls pigtails, used for some good relations or some good oral sexual experiences.
Madonna used Britney Spears handle bars to get some good SHHEEOOTT!!
by hand job January 21, 2004
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handle bar boogie

The side to side flailing motion of the handle bars of a bike, motorcycle, quad, or snowmobile when the back end comes off the ground and is usually followed by a face plant or wipe out.
Mario tried to do an endo on his dirt bike but ended up doing the handle bar boogie
by don Tron December 4, 2009
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handle dat

a phrase commonly used when a guy is tellin his friend to fuck da girl he with.
by miss crazy sexy cool August 21, 2003
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handle the shit

A game where one person drops a duece in a bag, then you and your friends proceed to walk nonchalantly down a street with the bag of shit, taking little pieces out at a time and smearing it under peoples car door handles. Even though you may never see the persons expression, thinking about it is rewarding enough. Best if done at night.
"Oh man i gotta shit, and I'm pretty bored. Hey guys let's play handle the shit!"
by Mark Sev May 17, 2006
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