Handiface

Retarded looking. Ugly; someone who lacks beauty and much more.

I would love you if you weren't such a handiface

by Tien_ October 13, 2005

handifagger

A person who is all of the following: handicapped, a faggot, and a nigger.

Dude 1: Dude check out that nigger in that wheelchair hitting on those guys!
Dude 2: He's such a handifagger!!

by Savage J October 27, 2007

handicapped-scooters

a motorized vehicle in which the fat, or mobidly obese people ride so that they dont have to use their legs, so they pretend to have the Black Plague or any other ancient flipping disease, to get carted around because all that mcdonalds,burgerking,and food from a mexican on the side of the road,named pablo gave then some deepfried shit that caused them to get this way , if they stood up im pretty sure now only would their ankles shatter but the devil might experiance his own hell!

example cant be blank... well now its not! handicapped-scooters

by nikoli2142 April 3, 2011

Handitarded

To be at retarded and handicapped but you want to be politically correct about it. Handicapped and retarded all at once.

You should've seen the ke$ha concert last night, that girl is handitarded.

by Smiling ginger February 27, 2014

Handifapped

The inability to masturbate under normal conditions.

Simtex cannot masturbate by memory or while standing up; He is obviously handifapped.

by Trypto May 25, 2014

Handifapped

The state of being unable to masturbate. This can range from arms being tired to genital mutilation.

I tried to fap again but my arms were tired, I was completely handifapped!

by definedefinition November 12, 2015

Handicap Shit

When the shit you just took was so massive that you loose feeling to your legs and it leaves you unable to walk or function correctly.

Richard: "When are you coming over?"

Dan: "It might be a while because I just took a handicap shit."

by Big J Fly July 26, 2016