handshandy

The act of stimulating another male's genitals with your hand/s.

Lady: "You up for some lovin' tonight?"
Fella: "Not really. Wouldn't mind a handshandy though".

by shoogahplum September 22, 2006

bandstand rat

Someone who spends their whole day drinking/skateboarding/ or eating icecream at the bandstand pavillian in hull MA. They will never leave and are always there. forever.

look at those kids eating icecream drinking and skateboarding over there, they never leave the bandstands!

that's because they are bandstand rats.

by hullh8ter July 24, 2011

One Night Hand Stand

To have a brief one night relationship involving only holding hands with a partner. See NCHH, NCMO, and One Night Stand.

I'm not a bimbo; all I want is a plain and simpple one night handstand!

by Aaron L. M. Goodwin August 5, 2005

hand stand job

the act of one person doing a hand stand naked and another performing a hand job to the hand-stander.

aww dude today's gymnastics was awsum i got a "hand stand job"

by Trent mangus April 29, 2011

handsanitoxic

A person who washes their hands ALL THE TIME and hates germs. Or a person who can't shake some one hand with out taking a clean wipe out of their pocket right after word.

I don't know many handsanitoxic.

by Sweet little lady June 19, 2010

Handytard

The token retarded person found in almost all businees. They are slowitted but capable of doing meanial tasks. You will find a lot of handytards at goodwill sorting clothes, pricing merchandise,and quite often shopping there as well. They usually are paid minimum wage and are driven to work by there Mom.

The handytard slowly pushed a broom around the wallmart. He paused occaisonally to laugh at something only funny to himself.

by Rich Borge September 9, 2006

Handstantile Disfunction

Inability to do a handstand. Unable to get it up, your body that is.

Handstantile Disfunction is like erectile disfunction, but nothing like erectile disfunction.

by WIll Jablowme January 21, 2009