seville calculator

A myth by glasgow Rangers fans that the world media had a agenda against them.
While the world media reported the amount of Celtic fans as between 60,000 to 80,000 Rangers fans still insist they were no more than 30,000.
They also believe than the awarding of the World and European Fair play awards to Celtic fans only happened because of the biggest cover up ever in history in the history of mankind.

In a rangers pub you might hear "Them and their seville calculator ,I remember going to ibrox in the early 80,s I was one of the 5,000 loyal fans.
The problem is you hear that from almost every rangers fan over 40 and realistically you would need some kind of super seville calculator to figure that one out.

by factsarenotforhuns December 20, 2007

No Calculators Allowed

When students’ reliance on a scientific or graphing calculator prevents them from being fluent in performing certain basic operations, such as factorizing a function, finding the zeros of a cubic polynomial, and standardizing a normal distribution from the Statistical Tables—ritually pressing a set of keys often conceals their poor understanding or mastery of these routines.

If only math teachers and tutors would implement the “No Calculators Allowed” rule, students would be manually forced to learn the routine or tedious steps in getting the answer to some intermediate step of a problem.

by MathPlus October 31, 2021

Calculator

The object that seems to do all your homework for you.

I can't find my Calculator - oh well, i'll have to get zero then...

by <mr.lexicographer> May 30, 2017

calculator

The most useful tool included with microsoft windows when running in scientific mode. It can be used to convert any number into a different number format. It also does maths commands quite well.

Microsoft calculator comes in handy when writing numbers in binary or hexadecimal notation.

by Once I killed a gopher with a stick June 20, 2006

Harvulator

A specific variation of the Perkolator dance done by someone with the name Harvey. Often used as a victory or celebratory dance.

After Harvey fixed the car, he stood back and did the Harvulator

by PumpkinEscobar July 18, 2010

Calculator People

The majority of Asian people or a person who is speedy and quick at math.

Look at those Calculator People eating a bowl of rice.

by Yeeperboi69 July 13, 2023

Infinity Calculator

Imaginary calculator, the use of which, is sarcastically suggested by others to highlight a person's incapacity in completing a technical task. A secondary function of the term's use can be to convey the frustration experienced when working with such a person.

Brendan: How do you get the final answer in this problem?

Paul: Just use the Infinity Calculator in Excel.

Brendan: What? Where's that?

Paul: You mean you don't know how to use the Infinity Calculator? FFS!

by whatahw January 2, 2010