hairy monkeyvitis

a female condition in which her pubic hair grows back thicker almost instantly after removal.

Did you see her bikini line? She must suffer from hairy monkeyvitis.
Dang bruh! My girl just got waxed and her vagina is already on teen wolf. She's got hairy monkeyvitis.

by CoCo Butta 83 June 22, 2011

hairy plumber

when you lick ass and have to plunge the tongue through a forest of ass hole hairs.

I wanted to lick her ass hole even though she's never shaved, had to pull out the hairy plumber bro.

by hurryplummer January 5, 2019

Hairy Waldo

When one can not locate a penis due to it hiding underneath a large amount of pubic hair.

Girl: So I was having sex with this guy and he had a hairy waldo. I was all "Where is it? I can not find it under all this hair." And then I found it, I found Waldo!

by Walda2003 October 29, 2009

hairy lasso

The sexual parts of a woman. Also my favourite part.

See alsocunt twat pussy

Johnny: Hey look at her hairy lasso
Johno: Fuck yeah!

by Johno W December 30, 2007

Hairy Monkey

Before engaging in rough sex, the man shaves his pubes and puts them in a pile within a reachable distance. Then the man blows his load all over his partners face right before he grabs and hurls his pubes so that they stick all over her visage, making her look like a hairy monkey.

I love you more than anything; please accept this hairy monkey as a token of my appreciation.

by UberBad March 17, 2005

hairy taco

an unshaven, unkept vagina

I went down on her hairy taco.

by brenda October 3, 2003

hairy box

A womans vaginal area with a full growth of hair.

Pussy, that looks like a big bush.

by Robert Van Horne June 29, 2005