Net hanger

Similar to cock blocking,it's what an ugly dude does when he knows he'll never score the hot chick he's standing next to or sitting next to in a bar. But he won't leave his seat or spot if his life depended on it. Therefore, preventing anyone else from getting close to her.

" I was really digging that chick sittting at the corner of the bar last night,but some net hanger wouldn't let me get in close with her."

by ToeKneeRi October 19, 2011

never hinged in the first place

You can't say someone is unhinged if they were never hinged in the first place.

You can't say someone is unhinged if they were never hinged in the first place.

by NeologianPJG July 18, 2018

kayleigh haines

crazy wild
bit of a cutie
SO silly
loves airpods and is emo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Look its Kayleigh Haines!"
"Wow, she looks pretty crazy wild."

by mamamamamamamamamamamamamama July 25, 2023

To kick her / his / it's backdoor off its hinges

this describes a scutting so brutal in the doggystyle position that the severity of this act could be compared to an LAPD swat team beating down the backdoor of a house that contained very bad people

I'd like to kick her / his / it's backdoor off its hinges
I'd like to kick her / his / it's backdoor RIGHT off its hinges

by Markdkny May 23, 2007

Poodle Hanger

Someone who grabs a poodles leash while the dog is attached, and chokes the bloody thing to death. This situation mostly happens with the neighbors poodle.

Johny just performed a poodle hanger on Bobs dog.

by Big_Phil May 23, 2009

hangela

the name of the hand you use to wank off

I'm getting laid tonight by hangela

by jay April 25, 2003

low hangers

nuts like a billy goat.

Matt could feel the banging of Chuck's low hangers against his ass cheeks as Chuck pistoned in and out of Matt's hairy hole.

by Richard Black March 3, 2005