sammy hagar

Sammy Hagar is the mediocre, b-list singer that was the "replacement" singer of Van Halen. He neutered Van Halen from the best hard rock band in the world to Journey meets Chicago. Since parting ways with Van Halen and Van Halen went back to their hard rock roots, Hagar has been the jealous ex-girlfriend. Even though he's a b-list act he's pretty much the Guy Fieri of the music world with his horrible outfits and constant need for attention. He's more famous for his Jimmy Buffet sideshow act than his actual music career. "Hot for Van Halen" is rumored to be the name of his next album.

Don't be a Sammy Hagar.

by C-Dub16 December 5, 2015

Sammy Hagar

Sammy Hagar is the American singer best known for his disastrous run as the singer for the band Van Halen. Hagar took over for the legendary Diamond David Lee Roth when he was offered the gig by a depressed and despondent Eddie Van Halen who was having difficulty dealing with Roths departure. Over the course of several years Hagar took Van Halen from being the biggest band in the world to opening for Bon Jovi. The music was so poor the general public refused to call the band by their name, referring to them instead as Van Hagar. This subsequently led to them becoming a punchline for David Spade. Hagar is also known for his grotesque troll like features and slovenly stage attire usually consisting of crocs, jams, and dirty tee shirts. Hagar briefly acted in the lord of the rings trilogy where he was a stand in for many of the characters from middle earth. Hagar has suffered from well documented bouts of psychosis during which he actually believes he was as big as van halen alone. Hagar currently can be found cooking and eating food, lying about Van Halen or appearing at different rib fests around the country. Hagar has been in a relationship with American guitarist Vic Johnson for the past several years.

"Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll"-David Lee Roth

by JohnnyEEAS July 25, 2016

Haggard Old Badger

Derogitory Term used to define young or old person, who has a bitchy/asshole/douche bag/ personality and or attitude towards younger folk, and they are in dire need of getting laid. More often then not they are extremely un-attractive character.

Dude, your mom is such a Haggard Old Badger

by Fandral, Volstagg, Sif October 15, 2011

Hanar

Hanar is a popular girlname in Kurdistan which means Pomegranate. Hanar is a girl with a beautiful body and a big booty.
If you are friends with a Hanar, never hurt her, you will regret everything. If Hanar gives you love and truly loves you, you are lucky because Hanar doesn’t love everyone, she only loves one person. Hanar also is very stubborn and shy, she gets sad pretty easy. If you see a Hanar, you are lucky, very lucky. Because Hanar is so sexy, hot and so perfect that boys will die for her. Hanat truly believes in love, so if she loves you and you hurt her, you’ll regret everything.

Boy1: Damn that booty, who is that?
Boy2: It’s Hanar, man imma wife her cya l8r

by Noname12354 January 9, 2019

Hanar

Used to describe a beautiful person with a bright mind.it is also a name you would give a child with great importance

Oh she is so Hanar, look at her, she balances a pizza on her forehead.

by queenbbbbb April 21, 2019

Hagaromo

The son of Kaguya Otsutsuki and brother of Hamura Otsutsuki. He appeared in the 4th Great Ninja War. He is a living God who granted Naruto Sage of Six Paths power and Sasuke the Rinnegan.

"Dude Hagaromo is way stronger then Madara."
"Stop lying Madara is way stronger."

by h4py January 22, 2021

hagna

potty(tatti) in hindi

dude you are so stupid, you just start hagna anywhere

by mastervirginsensei69 January 30, 2021