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haggish

A black pudding made from pork guts, innards, left overs and loose ends of the pig. Similar in taste to blood sausage.
They don't call it black pudding for nothing.

An adhamh makes a mighty fine Haggish.
by Bashentee February 3, 2010
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Haggis

More well known as a scottish delicacy
but also used as an insult between friends as it is not that insulting
Mouldy Haggis
Skanky Haggis
Mouldy Haggis with baby poo hair
by Melecky May 19, 2003
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Haggis, Neeps, and Tatties

Slang term for when a kilt-donning man ejaculates on a woman's chest and tops it with a fresh shit then stands up to unveil the masterpiece.
After returning home from a long night at the Highland Fling, Aleck squatted down and served his lady up a steaming-hot helping of Haggis, Neeps, and Tatties.
by THEBIGVEE March 3, 2015
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The Haggies

When ingesting large quantities of marijuana, some people may experience a sensation of be weighed down, to the point where they feel as if they cannot move. The name for this is “The Haggies”, referring to the “Hag” which is a sleep paralysis demon that is believed to pin people down. Despite the negative connotations of the name “The Haggies” are quite enjoyable.
“Yo, bruh! U good?”
“I smoked way too much, I got the Haggies”
by eatbeatnskeet February 17, 2021
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French haggis

to French haggis someone is to pull down there trousers and french kiss there genitalia
Mike : Woa did you see what nick done to pete!?
Mark : Ye he french haggised him in the middle of the maths corridor:O
by Mark Spidon March 12, 2009
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Hamtramck haggis

Take a recently excised colon of a Hamtramck resident, (which has a historically high percentage of Poles), and stuff this colon with the usual goodies of the Scottish dish.
"You really screwed up that deal: you're going to have to eat the Hamtramck haggis for that one..."
by wanker56 August 10, 2009
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douche haggis

The most disgusting variation of "dousche bag". It's a person that is rude, fat, smells bad, stupid, and for some reason is as arrogant as hell and ruins the day of any person that comes within a few feet of them whether it's their rudeness or horrible body odor.
That ass clown is just a huge pile of douche haggis.
by Gen. Pringle September 7, 2010
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