Hades Johnson

A person who affiliates with Eugene and performs CBT on KC royals Report daily under a bed

Log: bro stop performing CBT under my bed!

Jules: sorry

Log: what a hades Johnson!

by Buffsky March 18, 2021

Whale Harness

A Fat girl's thong. Named so because it's similar in appearance to the device that marine biologists use to save beached whales.

Dude, Allison bent over in class today and I could totally see that whale harness of her's. I think I'm gonna puke, then call Greenpeace.

by Francostein June 10, 2009

ICEBERG HARNESS

What phil ho does to carol wang

(leave it up to your imagination)

the other day, in the shower, PHil totally iceberg harnessed the shit out of me! i couldnt even sit for 3 days!

by shinkako December 15, 2010

Hanest

Stoner Terminology - (HA-nest) The sense of inner peace and honesty experienced after a good bowl or joint. -The vocal 'h' from 'high' produced in place of the silent 'h'onest

"You know, that bitch is a skank." -Friend 1
"Thats not nice." -Friend 2
"Dude, I'm just being hanest."

by EBu09 October 24, 2009

kevin haines fan club

a bunch of underclassmen girls who think kevin haines rocks their world. you can identify these girls by their screams of "oh my god he winked at me!"

i saw the kevin haines fan club trying to get a discount at the movies last night.

by whattamelon June 24, 2004

Hades

Hades is the Greek God of the Dead/Underworld. His Roman form is Pluto.

guy: I hope when i die i wont go to Hades

by teendorksk8erkid May 19, 2015

Hamnesia

Hamnesia is similar to amnesia, but all you can think about or remember is pork and pork products. Might also lead to daydreams of frolicking with pigs or hogs.

Damn this Hamnesia, I can't stop thinking about bacon.

My Hamnesia is kicking in again; think I need to grill a pork tenderloin soon.

by Schniby February 8, 2010