hypocrite 

Anyone who contradicts what they say. In Short, many politicians and Kyle M.

Example 1 (THIS IS HONEST TO GOD TRUE): Kyle: OMG, you used a rocket to kill me (in Halo), They are so fucking cheap, only n00bs use them, noob.
-5 minutes later-
Kyle: FUCK YEAH, I just won by getting a killing spree with my rocket launcher, you guys suck horribly, you guys should try being more like me, you know, someone with skills!"
Everyone else: Go to hell you hypocrite named Kyle!

Example 2 (STILL HONEST TO GOD): Kyle: OMG in Halo 3, you can use the Brute Hammer, it's the best weapon ever, it even replaces the sword! AND NOW I HAVE IT! Yeah, you guys should get one too!
-5 minutes later-
Kyle: Oh, Stefan, you have the brute hammer? I have the sword, It's so much fucking better than the hammer. Try getting a sword, you'll like it better.

Can you see where this is going? AND THE WORST PART IS THAT THEY DON'T SHUT UP!!!

hypocrite by flavoredclover November 27, 2007

hypocrite 

A title given to one who has found Jesus.

If you would like an example of a hypocrite, odds are you need only look in the mirror.

hypocrite by nethcev! August 24, 2006

Hypocrite 

High school students.

My god Becky, look at the group of hypocrites over there.

Hypocrite by Rumpletuffin April 30, 2016

Hypocrite 

Someone who can call their friend a slut, but has a problem with somebody who's not a friend calling them a slut or using the word slut, is by definition the worst kind of hypocrite. Like an asshole who does not know he's an asshole, this kind of hypocrite doesn't ever see who they really are, and is usually apologetic without knowing why they're apologetic or what for. It's better to do something on purpose and be a rude asshole about it than say you're sorry when you're full of shit and don't mean a word of what you say.

Another hypocrite who doesn't know it and thinks she's being treated unfair when somebody calls her a slut, why doesn't that impress people at the party anymore?

Hypocrite by Solid Mantis August 2, 2018

hypocrite 

Someone who accuses a group of being hypocritical when the group they didn't bash is just as guilty of hypocrisy.

"George Bush likes to appeal to minorities with his speeches, but he and his brother Jeb don't even let the African-American ballots through on election day."

hypocrite by Rez April 24, 2005

Hypocrite 

Dayna

person 1: She’s such a hypocrite omg
person 2: She’s a dayna that’s why

Hypocrite by anna Oop June 18, 2019

Hypocrite 

An accusation made towards another person by an idiot who is groping around in the dark for justification to their own faults and wrong-doings. Unfortunately, this word is can also be meaningless once you understand that hypocrisy is a hypocritical term.

You hypocrite, you can't tell me smoking weed is bad for me!

Hypocrite by The Real Iggy October 26, 2006