hustle bones

MC Ride's birthday party in a laundry machine.

Hustle bones coming out of my mouth.

by Jimson Mc Honk Choo November 16, 2013

false hustle

Trying, but only in appearance.

Taking 3 hours to do something that should take a half hour.

Diving for a ball during warmups when everyone knows you're a half-ass when it counts.

John: Yo I got so much done today. Went to the post office, laundromat, and applied to a bunch of jobs. Now I 'm about to cook dinner.

Joe: You are the king of false hustle

by as1776 November 9, 2015

hustle box

A female pussy, or female Vivian used to obtain money or other benefits.

Shorty needed to pay her rent so she used that hustle box to get that bread.

by Pink sushi July 12, 2014

The Negative Hustle

walking into any social situation where the drop-dead gorgeous / target of your affection / affinity is co-mingled with other - shall we say - less attractive colleagues. You immediately approach your high-value target (HVT) and, sensing her pre-rejection, introduce yourself and hold her attention long enough to have her introduce you to one of the 'grenades' she came in with. Target immediately intuits YOUR rejection as a threat to her survival, triggering her own insecurity, which is further informed by her perceived loss of social status, along with the requisite material security garnered by same, etc, and she effects a 180-degree Vis-a-vis her initial reaction to you and proceeds to 'cock block' her friends and you win....

Dude: (while approaching HVT) "Hey...how's it going? Can I....

HVT: "LISTEN! I'm not interested, okay?!"

Dude: "Oh, me either. I was actually going to ask you to introduce me to your friend over there. Do you mind?"

HVT: (absorbs blow -- soul flinches) "Uhhh.......I'm sorry. My name is Paris. What's your name?

This completes The Negative Hustle....voila!

by TheNegativeHustler August 2, 2010

hipster hustle

The hipster hustle is the act of a man speaking against sexism to drunk hipster girls, hoping to illicit sex from them. This is ironic, for they're using the idea of women not being treated like sex objects, in order to treat women like sex objects. One can not feel exceptionally sorry for the naive victims, but one who pulls a hipster hustle is still an asswipe.

look at that douche in his lumberjack outfit pullin' a hipster hustle on that chick, man.

by whocouldbescaredofajeffery October 24, 2015

ear hustling

All up in somebody else's business without knowin the details.

I hate those gossipin' ass bitches down the block - always ear hustling in my mix and they don't even know the flava!

by Cream Caramel Pinay August 23, 2005

Hustle Squad

realest niggas in the game, makin money, on they grind twenty fo seven, aint got time for no chit chat, money is the motive for these niggas

Honcho and his goons making that fa$t ¢a$h. Hustle squad only fucks with the most real niggas in the game.

by Nerd Slayer 666 March 24, 2013