HM customs & excise

(n.) Her Majesty's custom and excise, who control most of British taxation, and really don't give a shit that it's too much, so shut up and pay, you working class daily star and the sun readers who bitch about the government.

HM customs & excise will amalgamate themselves with the Inland Revenue in a few years.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

hm

hm can be used as any swear

hm you, what the hm, you piece of hm, godhmit, burn in hm, what the hming hm

by McMemeMcManz May 20, 2022

HMS Dauntless

HMS Dauntless is the second ship of the Type 45 or Daring-class air-defence destroyers built for the British Royal Navy. She was launched at Govan in January 2007, was handed over to the Royal Navy on 3 December 2009 and was formally commissioned on 3 June 2010.

Friend: Whats your favorite boat?

Me: Definitely the HMS Dauntless, its the sexiest ship ive ever seen!

by pluck my pubes September 11, 2020

Hm

The perfect reply for lasya

Hm.

by Aaizhavaram July 14, 2022

HMS

are you going to HMS?

“are you going to HMS?” brady isn’t slay for this

by corie ! May 1, 2022

Hm

When someone says something dumb
Pronounced as “hum” without opening your mouth

Friend: Dude you know that girl likes you
You: Hm

by Abomination001 June 30, 2019

HMS

Abbreviation for Homies

Ayy imma meet up later today with my hms wanna come?

by Spookysbbg August 16, 2022