HM customs & excise

(n.) Her Majesty's custom and excise, who control most of British taxation, and really don't give a shit that it's too much, so shut up and pay, you working class daily star and the sun readers who bitch about the government.
HM customs & excise will amalgamate themselves with the Inland Revenue in a few years.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 06, 2004
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HMS Dauntless

HMS Dauntless is the second ship of the Type 45 or Daring-class air-defence destroyers built for the British Royal Navy. She was launched at Govan in January 2007, was handed over to the Royal Navy on 3 December 2009 and was formally commissioned on 3 June 2010.
Friend: Whats your favorite boat?

Me: Definitely the HMS Dauntless, its the sexiest ship ive ever seen!
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HMS

HMS is the definition of the worse school in history hands down! There would be rumors, fights almost everyday. Bitches talking the most shit for no reason, the bathrooms stink more than a girls pussy. The lighting is shit, there's not air conditioning. And when it's cold the heat never wanna work. Everyone and everything there is fake hands down!
HMS is plain horrible.
by Sike2002 May 26, 2017
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Hms

Hms refers to when a person wants to you
Hms.
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A school in greensburg that seems pretty cool, but turns out to be a totally prison.Like honestly the girls wear shorts and they get Detention even if there not booty shorts... honestly it’s hard buying long crapy shorts .. oh ya one more thing about the shorts if there not booty shorts but there short I don’t think guys are gonna be drooling over legs I mean everybody has legs..anyways there’s like nothing about boys in the hand book only girls,it honestly doesn’t make sense so why not call it the girl hand book anyways back on to the school it hasn’t been cleaned and redone since my mom went literally , the blue paint on the lockers and the windows are chipping ,and turning back to red and white ... it’s such in bad condition.
Beth:So u go to HMS.?
Me:ya sadly.
Beth:I heard it’s a prison.
Me:ya u can’t wear regular Shorts and it’s crapy.
Beth:Glad I don’t go there.
by Donkeylady707 July 22, 2019
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The best man on the whole planet who likes to eat a sandwich with cheese
Last night I saw hms and he brightened my day
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hit me softly. this is only something eli can do. no one else. tysm 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
eli: smh
me: hms

eli: n o
by eli’s #1 fan August 31, 2019
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