majesty's royal air force

A sexual manuever/ position that involves doing it doggie style, then removing your hands from the girls' hips and placing them in the "fox-eye" position (a.k.a. the thumb and the forefinger touching, upside down, circling the eyes). When the girl finally notices, put your hands back on her hips. She'll look back, then you can do it again. Eventually, when she catches you, you keep your fingers in the "fox-eye" position. She'll say "what are you doing?" You reply, "I am a member of Her Majesty's Royal Air Force!"

Max became a member of Her Majesty's Royal Air Force last night!

majesty's royal air force by Andrew Block January 2, 2008

Gurkha- His Majesty's Reserve 

Branded the most expensive cigar on the market, His Majesty's Reserve, made by Gurkha, is the most premium cigar one can buy. The price for one of these is $750 per cigar or $14,999.95 for a box of twenty, though I have been told from many sources that you can only buy a limit of 3 per order because Gurkha only makes 100 boxes per year.

Cigar Aficionado #1: Hey man what are you smokin?

Cigar Aficionado #2: A Gurkha- His Majesty's Reserve.

Cigar Aficionado #1: Damn! That most have cost a lot!

Cigar Aficionado #2: You bet your ass it did! Worth every penny!

Gurkha- His Majesty's Reserve by Jacob Daugherty December 14, 2008

her majesty's pleasure 

Prison. Derives from "HMP" or "Her Majesty's Prison", a prefix applied to all prisons in the UK.

"Tommy just spent 6 weeks on holiday at Her Majesty's Pleasure"

her majesty's pleasure by nnnnnnnooopppeee February 26, 2014

Her Majesty’s Timeshare

Time spent in prison as each cell is technically a timeshare apartment.

Hey bro where have you been ? I’ve just been living in Her Majesty’s Timeshare accommodation.

Her Majesty’s Timeshare by Mont14 November 6, 2021

Her Majesty’s Most Loyal Opposition 

In the United Kingdom, it is the official name of the largest political party in parliament that is not in the government. The leader of the party’s title is the Leader of the Opposition and forms a shadow cabinet of ministers that directly criticize the current government on the other side of the isle in the House of Commons.

Have you see the last recent elections??? The Labour Party is constantly Her Majesty’s Most Loyal Opposition.

Her Majesty’s Most Loyal Opposition by Ultra G March 9, 2022

in Her Majesty's secret cervix 

Humorous reference to how easy a time James Bond seems to have with getting hot chicks into his bed during a UK-government-ordered mission.

Double-Oh-Seven is so handsome and charming dat he could probably “score big wif da babes” whether he was in Her Majesty's secret cervix or not!

in Her Majesty's secret cervix by QuacksO October 8, 2023

This is a resolve of his majesty's government

What Winston Churchill was trying to utter in a speech of his.

Winston Churchill: iwbnfouevcmsiehwvudbqvGovernment (This is a resolve of his majesty's government)

This is a resolve of his majesty's government by suicidel December 4, 2024