majesty's royal air force

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A sexual manuever/ position that involves doing it doggie style, then removing your hands from the girls' hips and placing them in the "fox-eye" position (a.k.a. the thumb and the forefinger touching, upside down, circling the eyes). When the girl finally notices, put your hands back on her hips. She'll look back, then you can do it again. Eventually, when she catches you, you keep your fingers in the "fox-eye" position. She'll say "what are you doing?" You reply, "I am a member of Her Majesty's Royal Air Force!"

Max became a member of Her Majesty's Royal Air Force last night!

majesty's royal air force by Andrew Block January 2, 2008

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Gurkha- His Majesty's Reserve

Branded the most expensive cigar on the market, His Majesty's Reserve, made by Gurkha, is the most premium cigar one can buy. The price for one of these is $750 per cigar or $14,999.95 for a box of twenty, though I have been told from many sources that you can only buy a limit of 3 per order because Gurkha only makes 100 boxes per year.

Cigar Aficionado #1: Hey man what are you smokin?

Cigar Aficionado #2: A Gurkha- His Majesty's Reserve.

Cigar Aficionado #1: Damn! That most have cost a lot!

Cigar Aficionado #2: You bet your ass it did! Worth every penny!

Gurkha- His Majesty's Reserve by Jacob Daugherty December 14, 2008

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her majesty's pleasure

Prison. Derives from "HMP" or "Her Majesty's Prison", a prefix applied to all prisons in the UK.

"Tommy just spent 6 weeks on holiday at Her Majesty's Pleasure"

her majesty's pleasure by nnnnnnnooopppeee February 26, 2014

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Her Majesty’s Timeshare

Time spent in prison as each cell is technically a timeshare apartment.

Hey bro where have you been ? I’ve just been living in Her Majesty’s Timeshare accommodation.

Her Majesty’s Timeshare by Mont14 November 6, 2021

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Her Majesty’s Most Loyal Opposition

In the United Kingdom, it is the official name of the largest political party in parliament that is not in the government. The leader of the party’s title is the Leader of the Opposition and forms a shadow cabinet of ministers that directly criticize the current government on the other side of the isle in the House of Commons.

Have you see the last recent elections??? The Labour Party is constantly Her Majesty’s Most Loyal Opposition.

Her Majesty’s Most Loyal Opposition by Ultra G March 9, 2022

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in Her Majesty's secret cervix

Humorous reference to how easy a time James Bond seems to have with getting hot chicks into his bed during a UK-government-ordered mission.

Double-Oh-Seven is so handsome and charming dat he could probably “score big wif da babes” whether he was in Her Majesty's secret cervix or not!

in Her Majesty's secret cervix by QuacksO October 8, 2023

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This is a resolve of his majesty's government

What Winston Churchill was trying to utter in a speech of his.

Winston Churchill: iwbnfouevcmsiehwvudbqvGovernment (This is a resolve of his majesty's government)

This is a resolve of his majesty's government by suicidel December 4, 2024

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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