Hippocripple

a hypocrite that was crippled by a hippopotamus

"Whoa, isn't she a hippocripple?"

by TIIKKETMASTER December 15, 2019

hippocraptic

the beast, not only in mass but nostrils.
She can't run but she sure can roll with effects of a lava flow.
A mathematical mind that can fool all.

"Whats that an earthquake?"
"No, its just Miss Hippocraptic!"

by well wisher July 8, 2007

Hippiecrite

A person who preaches about conserving natural resources but drives a gas-guzzling car, takes 20 minute showers and leaves the lights pn when they leave their house.

Jim is such a hippiecrite.

by s p a c e d o u t September 15, 2014

Hippicripple

Someone who is stuck in a perpetual state of hypocrisy.

1: Conor was being a hypocrite again yesterday
2: God, I swear he's hippicrippled.

by broofmo March 8, 2017

hippocrocakangarillapotamoose

An overly large but scantily clad bikini wearing chick. One who thinks she looks good but in reality looks absurd

"Hey Mike, check out that hippocrocakangarillapotamoose over there."
"Graham, don't look as Gareth will get jealous, you know he likes them fat and ugly"

by NotAFudgePacker June 28, 2017

HippoGrip

Grabbing them fat rolls, grip it and rip it.

I felt around until I found a HippoGrip.

by PlopPlop Kid February 23, 2020

hippocrat

One who subscribes to the political philosophy of hippocracy, or rule by horses. Usually also an actual horse. (See: Gulliver's Travels)

"Hey?!" Hay is for hippocrats.

by Looseleaf March 4, 2010