HET

when an english keyboard user tries to say "no" in russian. The sound it makes is ñet

Russian speaker: asks a question in russian
English speaker: het

by orde dorbe March 9, 2022

A het-hot

A hot person by heteronormative standards.
Ie a woman with long natural hair, wearing a topshop dress & heels.

This term is often used by queer people to humorously comment on a heteronormative standard of beauty
to which they don't subscribe and are not included within.

I wouldn't choose to date a het-hot.
Love Island is just a zoo of het-hots.

by Queerovia November 2, 2022

het-lag

wasting too much of your life trying to force heterosexuality only to accept yourself for who you are and embrace your sexuality in the end.

"I spent the first 20 years of my life suffering from het-lag but now I'm free"

Het-lag affects 1 out of 30 adults under the age of 35 in the US due to fear of being accepted.

by tatsamie September 30, 2020

Het pet

Likes opposite sex..or the pet has been petted too much.

That girl has had her het pet.

by Rmotorgirl21 April 10, 2019

Het Cariba Bad

When you stand above your girl, wearing only pants. Then proceeds to shit down your pants into your girls vigana. Then while the girl pisses you eat your girl out.

P1: Wow! Last night was crazy man.
P2: Oh really? What did you do?
P1: Yea, it was so awesome, we did 'Het Cariba Bad'.
P2: Wow that's crazy, how was it?
P1: Yea we really did it, it was kinda stinky, but so horny.

by Mikemikedb March 15, 2025

i het you

It's the same word like "I hate you" but more dramatical.

a : sorry i cannot give you anything in your birthday..
b: i het you :^(

by ohkaii March 2, 2018

Het Opperbazenbrood

The most holy creature in the world. It's the most bossest sandwich that ever existed in the history of humankind.

The Veggie Patty is the biggest enemy of Het Opperbazenbrood

by #The#Original#Don November 19, 2016