turd helmet

That little bit of shit which often remains on the head (or tip) of a guy`s prick after he is finished ass fucking someone. Usually has homosexual/gay connotations.

"I hate when you butt fuck a bitch and she gives you the turd helmet."

by PKD Fan March 14, 2015

Northern Helmet

A helmet shaped fireplace in a travelodge (Royal Tunbridge Wells)

Take a piss in the Northern Helmet

Donning the Northern Helmet

by NB001 August 26, 2019

Helmet Nazi

Person or group who neurotically harrasses you to wear a helmet on your bike, even though riding in a car, carrying laundry down stairs, or just walking across a street statistically causes more serious or fatal head injuries every year.

God, that Helmet Nazi Kathy was practically foaming at the mouth when I told her I didn't need headgear!

by salu1999 September 21, 2011

Helmet Child

A person who grows up, and you know they had to wear a helmet, even for the smallest of tasks, such as going to the fridge for a glass of water.

I can't believe they screwed up my order again at that drive-thru, that guy must have been a real helmet child.

by ChubbyPuppy July 29, 2011

helmet party

Term used to describe fan-fabricated homosexual relations between the soldier and the engineer characters from a game called Team Fortress 2.

That soldier may be an annoying, anal attaboy, but he throws a fiiine helmet party.

by KGBigelow September 24, 2011

Dookie Helmet

The round tip of a very long peice of poop.

Ughh, that "Dookie Helmet" on my poop keeps splashing in the toilet!

by tootfartparty97 January 1, 2010

Knife Helmet

A drink that is a mix of beer (draft) and a gin and tonic, served over ice.

Imbiber: Two Knife Helmets please

Bartender: Any preference for beer or gin?

Imbiber: One with PBR and Bombay Sapphire, the other with High Life and Hendricks

by Greek25 May 14, 2012