Headphoney 

Pretending to listen to music so that you can be left in peace, ostensibly to do work.

"John's just being headphoney; he says he can't get any work done because of your constant chatter."

Headphoney by TyrannicalDuck July 7, 2009

headphone album 

Album that is supposedly best listened to on headphones, as opposed to being played over loudspeakers.

'Our Endless Numbered Days' is a headphone album.

headphone album by headphones_dude August 27, 2005

headphoning 

verb. When a person puts their headphones on and pretends to be listening to music, when in reality they are listening to the conversation around them. This is done for the headphoners benefit. You can find out all sorts of interesting information previously unavailable..

I headphone when at the nurse's office when people are getting weighed, talking about their problems, and also at my Mom's church meetings..

headphoning by SuperSize September 1, 2005

Headphone Zombie 

When someone is wearing headphones and is completely unresponsive to the outside world. Headphone zombies often travel in packs, but rarely communicate or associate with one another. It is not yet determined whether they feed on brains or popular music, or both.

I drove through the University and nearly hit a pack of J-walking headphone zombies

Headphone Zombie by King_of_Tots November 3, 2015

headphone special 

A sexual act in which the male partner ejaculates into both ears of the female, and then makes her put headphones on to listen to Nickelback.

That girl liked Chad Kroeger so much I gave her the headphone special.

headphone special by snoopdoggg August 26, 2007

headphone fart 

unintentionally farting too loud while in a open space with co-workers without hearing it yourself since you are wearing headphones

Dude: "ah today i let go a headphone fart at work..."
Dude 2: "ouch"
Dude: "well at least i didn't hear it!"

headphone fart by masterblaster82 September 11, 2011

headphone check 

When you listen to a song you like in public but would be embarassed or emasculated if someone knew you where listening to it, so you pull your head phones down and check to make sure they aren't loud enough for other people to hear your music. Usaully if too loud you lower the volume or switch songs to avoid getting called gay if some one where to hear.

guy1 " dude did you see that guy during study hall he pulled a headphone check"

Guy2 " yeah I was sitting next while he was listening to Britney spears he pulled a headphone check to confirm his fear that I could her what he was listening to.

headphone check by XfactorPoker-G4-Law and Order May 18, 2009