Definitions by TyrannicalDuck

solidarity 

The business equivalent of "thoughts and prayers". Used by businesses, media, and groups to show support without actually doing anything tangible to help.

"We at company xyzabc declare our undying solidarity with the minority group currently being oppressed."

solidarity by TyrannicalDuck June 2, 2020

Headphoney 

Pretending to listen to music so that you can be left in peace, ostensibly to do work.

"John's just being headphoney; he says he can't get any work done because of your constant chatter."

Headphoney by TyrannicalDuck July 7, 2009