No Thanks Small Things are Choking Hazards

Your new comeback to anyone telling you to suck their dick.

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No thanks small things are choking hazards

by DoYouReallyCare July 7, 2012

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Matt Hazard

An extremely cool person, specifically reserved for Matthew Nissen

Damn here comes Matt Nissen

No bro hes MATT HAZARD

by MATT HAZARD September 15, 2010

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A group of usually anything-goes dirtbag adverturers. Money is usually only a priority to only get somewhere or do something, otherwise, it's the trip that matters. Because they're usually young and dumb, they usually do pretty hazardous activities for fun like skiing or rock climbing or mountain biking, etc. A hazard assembly is a group of them.

A hazard assembly formed of about a dozen mountain bikers in the middle of fucking nowhere. I had no idea where they were actually going...

by Hundalair March 13, 2009

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Hazard night

A 3 way

Kayla had gotten with all the boys in the room so AJ screamed "hazard night" !

by Johnsjsjnssn November 5, 2015

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Fart Hazard

When an object blocks an exit, preventing someone from easily escaping after someone farts in an enclosed room.

Those boxes are creating a fart hazard.

by Rocket_Scooter August 31, 2017

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Hazard

The name of the current best football player in the world (confirmed by football experts across the world). Could also be used as an adjective to describe the fear he puts into his opponents when he dribbles in their area.

- Hey, tell me the name of a football player better than Neymar, Messi and Ronaldo at the moment?
- Eden Hazard bro
- Oh shit yeah man he's amazing!

by Hazpillian October 14, 2018

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