When a girl doesn't really want to give you a hand job but she does anyway because she thinks she's obligated.
Mary had a headache, but gave me an angry handjob after I took her to dinner and paid her college tuition.
by Gilgamesh Soul March 23, 2009
Get the angry handjob mug.Also known as Quantum Handjob Theory, Quantum Handjob Mechanics is a branch of physics providing a mathematical description of the dual particle-like and wave-like behavior and interaction of the hand and penis.
Quantum Handjob Mechanics describes the time evolution of physical systems via a mathematical structure called the Cum Function. The Cum Function encapsulates the probability that an orgasm is to be reached in a given state at a given time.
Quantum Handjob Mechanics is closely intertwined with the Hymenberg Uncertainty Principle, which relates the fundamental principle that it is impossible to simultaneously measure the present proximity to an orgasm while "determining" the future momentum of a subsequent orgasm with an arbitrary degree of accuracy and certainty.
Quantum Handjob Mechanics describes the time evolution of physical systems via a mathematical structure called the Cum Function. The Cum Function encapsulates the probability that an orgasm is to be reached in a given state at a given time.
Quantum Handjob Mechanics is closely intertwined with the Hymenberg Uncertainty Principle, which relates the fundamental principle that it is impossible to simultaneously measure the present proximity to an orgasm while "determining" the future momentum of a subsequent orgasm with an arbitrary degree of accuracy and certainty.
"Dude, I'm failing Naughty Physics."
"Why?"
"I just can't figure out these equations for Quantum Handjob Mechanics. I'm going to fail that test on three dimensional cum functions..."
"Why?"
"I just can't figure out these equations for Quantum Handjob Mechanics. I'm going to fail that test on three dimensional cum functions..."
by Dzzo August 6, 2011
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A female who possesses the mindset and appearance of a slut, but is too prude to perform any sexual maneuvers other than a handjob.
Joe: Dude I'm totes gonna rail that chick tonight!
Kevin: I don't know bud, she's kinda poopy and I hear she's a handjob slut.
Kevin: I don't know bud, she's kinda poopy and I hear she's a handjob slut.
by SexSarge69 March 2, 2009
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The girl seems like she wants to hook-up, but never does.
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Guy 1 - I was over Jackie's house again last night, helping her pack up her clothes for the move, I think she likes me.
Guy 2 - Did she touch your penis?
Guy 1 - ...No.
Guy 2 - Invisible Handjob bro.... you're never gonna hit that.
Guy 2 - Did she touch your penis?
Guy 1 - ...No.
Guy 2 - Invisible Handjob bro.... you're never gonna hit that.
by HiM4nos June 11, 2010
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by Scoof April 5, 2009
Get the Handjob mug.When you beating off in the dark and you cum without your girlfriend knowing then ask her for a handjob she then goes to grab your dick and grabs a handfull of cum.
Me:Hey babe you should help me out with a handy
Baby:fine
Baby:WTF you asshole you pulled a Houdini handjob on me!
Baby:fine
Baby:WTF you asshole you pulled a Houdini handjob on me!
by whorab May 29, 2010
Get the houdini handjob mug.A coital handjob is where the female sits on the base of the male's penis and dry humps it for sexual stimulation, while giving the said penis a handjob. Thus providing both partners with sexual pleasure without actual intercourse.
by takewhatIhave April 27, 2006
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