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handiclapped

1. when a person is unable or incapable of clapping in a conventional way.

if someone has broken their wrist but is at a play and wishes to show their appreciation for the actors, they try to clap but it hurts their wrist. they are then deemed "handiclapped."

*often marked by a person clapping awkwardly or slowly, in attempts to look like they're clapping normally when they really just can't.

2. it could also refer to people who try repeatedly to give each other hi-fives but keep missing or doing it wrong. (an easy way to prevent this from happening is to watch the elbow of the person you're hi-fiving while you hi-five them.)
Pedro kept trying to clap for the dancers, but he couldn't, because he had just banged his hand on the edge of a table, rendering him handiclapped.
by falltothesky January 9, 2009
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Handicrapped

When you have to crap so bad that you need a toilet NOW, and nothing else matters.
I'm sorry I stiff-armed your grandma on my way through, but I was handicrapped.
by Rex Morningside April 10, 2015
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shit ass handicapp

a description of one who is slowed, either physically or mentally, given by an individual similarly situated.
As I fumed over the individual who'd parked across two spaces, Forrest clamored, "Shit ass handicapp think he got two cars!"
by Icky Dicky June 16, 2008
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mandicapped

When a man refuses to do something because it is too feminine for him.
A: My husband never does the laundry, but he's fine with mowing the lawn.
B: Yeah, when it comes to housework, he's so mandicapped.
by alexaalovey32 June 3, 2013
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Handicrapped Henis

Made by Crystal Blue...He is the letter "é" in the Webdings font...Handicrapped Henis is the shizzy fo rizzy! He is the coolest handicapped person in the world...
OMGWTFBBQ!!! Handicrapped Henis is rollin down the sidewalk...Except he forgot his wheelchair!!!
by Ninjalo October 4, 2004
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Pandicapped

An individual who lacks the basic culinary skills and sensibilities necessary in the preparation of 'just add water' boxed pancakes.
Amiee (currently a culinary arts major), having an absurd late-night craving, decided to whip up some pancakes. After choosing the wrong mixing bowl size, spilling batter, and asking 'what do I add?' (to a mix that clearly states on the box: 'just add water'), she was dubbed 'Pandicapped' by those around her.
by pandicappedpapa June 15, 2010
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Handicappist

One who is "racist" against people who are handicapped.
Jade hates that guy because he is deaf. She is a handicappist.
by lackeyattackey April 12, 2011
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