Take a Gander

Basically another way of saying “Take a guess”

Dollin: What are you talking about?
Samiquin: Are you heckin me? Take a gander!

by KingOfHeckins31 November 13, 2017

ganderscope

Your looking at one now - Monitor
scope to gander at like - telescope

"check my new 19 inch LCD ganderscope - big isn't it"

by street smeg May 6, 2005

gander

1. A term known to many hard alcohol drinkers, which means a "taste" or a "small amount" of a drink.

2. (Gandered) Description of someone who has had too much to drink

1. He just took a gander straight out of that bottle of Jack Daniels

2. After drinking the whole 18 pack of beer, Paul was gandered out

by Franuel Adams July 18, 2006

gander

Term used when describing someone's behavior, also used: goose. It replaces such words as asshole, or fuckface.

That guy was being a fucking gander. or
That guy was a fucking goose.

by ballsac October 5, 2003

gander reveal

A meme that was going around r/traa for a week then died. It was used to poke fun at people who throw a party over their baby's genitals

angy tran: Come to my gander reveal
gross cishet: don't you mean gen-
angy tran: no you pedo
angy tran 2:*releases geese into the house*

by DatGooseBoio February 2, 2021

gander bumps

Like goose bumps but much stronger
goose bumps on steroids

Dude one: I am so excited, I have goose bumps all over me
Dude two: Only goose bumps? I have gander bumps, I am much more excited than you.

by jerry freeman January 19, 2013

gander

1. To get screwed by someone or something.
2. To take a turn at something.

1. Dang it! I just got gandered by that midterm...
2. Dude... let me get a gander next at smash melee.

by Juicy Jayy September 20, 2016