gander

Term used when describing someone's behavior, also used: goose. It replaces such words as asshole, or fuckface.

That guy was being a fucking gander. or
That guy was a fucking goose.

by ballsac October 05, 2003

bow flex

N. a piece of exercise machinery that is used for no particular purpose other than to create some pretty heavy camel toe.

"wow, this new bow flex commercial is nothing more than a vast array of camel toe."

by ballsac October 14, 2003