by danooo May 7, 2008
Get the un-girthy mug.Gunther and the Sunshine Girls are a Europop group that sing hilariously bad, ridiculously over-sexualized songs and prance around half-naked in their music videos. Their musical style involves combining deep, raspy male sing-speech with sugary-sounding female refrains. Gunther is famous for his trademark mullet and pencil-thin mustache, which some believe are an homage to male European porn actors from the 1980's. Their songs include "Ding Dong Song," "Tutti Frutti Summer Love," and "Touch Me."
Thanks to Gunther and the Sunshine Girls, I will never be able to look at champagne bottles the same way again.
by quixx October 7, 2006
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by Shlither November 23, 2013
Get the Gurch mug.(1) The effect a very attractive woman (or group of women) has on the 'girth' of male members in her (or their) vicinity. This Girthquake can be measured on the 'Dichter' scale- from one up to ten, and is a handy way of discussing the attractive potential of women. Can be accompanied by rattling of glass on table to indicate violence of initial tremor, or at higher ends of the 'Dichter' scale by 'Star Trek' style synchronized pitching from side-to-side whilst trying not to spill drink, as if floor is swaying.
(2) (noun) A way of describing a previous evening, or party- if said event led to the conquest of an improbably attractive woman, or if the ratio of such women to men was unusually high- said event/evening can be described as being a 'Girthquake'. In the event of such an evening leading to a secondary event (such as an afterparty) where a further woman (or cluster of extremely attractive women) who rate highly on the Dichter scale is discovered, then the term 'Aftercock' can be substituted.
(2) (noun) A way of describing a previous evening, or party- if said event led to the conquest of an improbably attractive woman, or if the ratio of such women to men was unusually high- said event/evening can be described as being a 'Girthquake'. In the event of such an evening leading to a secondary event (such as an afterparty) where a further woman (or cluster of extremely attractive women) who rate highly on the Dichter scale is discovered, then the term 'Aftercock' can be substituted.
MAN1: "G...g....g.......GIRTHQUAKE!" (has spotted woman who scores on Dichter scale- remember optional rattling of glass on table to indicate violence of initial tremor)
MAN2: (adopting scientific expression) "In my opinion at least a 7 on the Dichter scale. Be careful, there is a strong chance of an 'Aftercock'"
(stands, switches to Roger Moore expression and approaches woman)
MAN2: (adopting scientific expression) "In my opinion at least a 7 on the Dichter scale. Be careful, there is a strong chance of an 'Aftercock'"
(stands, switches to Roger Moore expression and approaches woman)
by N.J McBlanky July 9, 2009
Get the Girthquake mug.noun: 1. a term used to describe ones toolbox after multiple jelqing sessions. 2. An object or thing that has a larger circumference than length.
After 40 strokes of jelqing per day, Sob's girth increased from 3" to 6".
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After taking some megapump5000 girthexplodetron powder, Alex's biceps became massive girthzillas.
by akmoneyy August 9, 2009
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