gurner

guinea pig

My two gurners are at home just living the dream

by gurnerbear August 6, 2011

Gurped

Owned. Pwned. Ownz0red.

I just got gurped in Halo.

by -esw-dragoon_77 October 12, 2004

gurner

A useless idiot, born with no skills expect for the art of bullshiting. Also known as a gurnie boy.

Geoff Wilson, a known salesman who exceeded himself in the art of 'gurning'

by Berni Man May 26, 2004

Nerf Gunned

When you turn and begin jacking off in secret from your friend, then turn just before climaxing, yell surprise, and shoot your load into his/her mouth.

Josh: Hey do you remember that time I surprise shot my cum into your mouth?
James: Yeah you Nerf Gunned me hard.

by Paikun May 15, 2016

gurner

prospective pikey. First stage of pikeydom. short stumpy teeth.

the cunt was gurning to much, they wouldn't let him in.

by chanelle knows where u live September 14, 2003

gurner

To half moon an audience. Usually with torn pants.

Oh My God - that guy needs to sit down he just did a gurner at the crowd!

by Beast/o/Burden August 10, 2007

Gurnday

A Sloopsta (the mix of sloppy and droopy) who is wise and experienced in his sloop.

Ghandi and Yoda are big gurndays.

by Sloop Dogg April 18, 2010