gump

When you shit and piss at the exact same time while sitting on the toilet.

I went to the bathroom the other day and had gump.

by Bobby Ricochet October 13, 2008

gump

a dumb person
This is a very old fashioned word & have heard from my mother & was passed from my grandmother which would be 103 now.

Have actually heard this phrase "you big gump!"

by Jamie September 21, 2003

gump

a homosexual or someone who has gay tendencies (usually male); another word for faggot used in Washington, DC

That bama is rolling his neck and snapping his finger... he's a gump.

by Army Rick from SE January 24, 2009

gump

Tall, uncoordinated,lanky, foolish, goof. This person also cannot speak correctly, drools, and cannot spell.

The godfather of gumps: James W. of mich

by Jeff Herfesa December 28, 2005

Gump

There are two definitons....one a bad name & the other a compliment

A; one who looks like an idiot and everyone ridicules
B; one who is a beast and kicks ass

A; Guy: look at number 13 the way his lip curls up when he talks make him look like one of my top ten gumps.

B; Girl: that guy is such a gump..He flirts all the time!

by Mackie O. February 28, 2009

gump

a big tall person that is gangly lookin

damn shaq is a fuckin gump

by allXed September 20, 2003

gump

Word used to describe the sidewalk alumni of that hick school in west Alabama. Notorious for bragging about championships won fifty years before he or she was born.

Gump: "We gots trad-shun! The Vance Bait-N-Tackle Shop poll granted us twelve nash-enul champ-enships! ROWE TIDE ROWE!"
Bystander 1: "What is that?"
Bystander 2: "Just some Gump, he will eventually pass out drunk from all that PBR."

by Cheeses Priced May 18, 2008