Hairy Gumbers

Alternative reference for 'testicles and scrotum', most often mentioned after a man gets out of a long, hot, steamy shower. After extended exposure to high heat and humidity the ball sac gets loose, resembling chewed bubble gum that has been stretched out and covered in pubes.

After his time in the sauna, Larry's hairy gumbers were slapping the inside of his knees.

by the_fatrix69 July 10, 2010

gumboro

Gumboro is a small unincorporated community in Sussex County, Delaware, USA...a.k.a Gods Country...Home to alot of wild ass motherfuckers who wont think twice to split your wig...If your from gumboro your pretty much a badass

My car broke down in gumboro and now theres nothing left of it...I'd go back to get it but im afraid ill wind up buried in the swamp

by ktrthetruth March 5, 2011

gubber

An insanley cool person who tends to do stupid things.

That girl is such a gubber. She tripped and landed flat on her face. But she is still cool.

by Natpc911 September 11, 2008

Gumper

A synonym of dip, the clump of smokeless tobacco one inserts into their lip when dipping

That gumper you have looks like a pig pong ball under your lip. That is one fat ass gumper

by Brodybrah January 7, 2010

gummer

to rub cocaine on your gums, which makes them numb. often used to test the quality of the coke. the number it makes your gum, the better shit it is

ya let me take a gummer to make sure this shits ill before i pay for it

by M feezy October 14, 2004

Gumper

1. Just a total jerk.

2. Someone who just committed a foolish or stupid act and should therefore feel sheepish.

When one feels as though words describing douchebags or fools become boring and trite as they often do, the logical solution is to stay ahead of the curve by employing newly formed words, sometimes out of accident. Hence, "gumper".

1. Dude: I recently read that a 15 year old boy strangled his mother because she found his pot stash and was going to punish him.
Girl: Did she die?!?
Dude: I don't think so. But what a gump. Just a gumper.
Girl: You're a gumper.

2. Waitress: You have a good meal!
Guy Diner 1: You too!
(waitress leaves)
Guy Diner 2: "You too?" Are you kidding me? You're just a gumper, bro. A total gumpz. Watch out for the gump truck.
Guy Diner 1: Aww, come on Jerry, cut it out!
Guy Diner 2: GUMPSTER MCDUMPSTER!
Guy Diner 1: I feel sheepish.

by colgate123456789 March 20, 2009

gubernaculum

Oversimplifying anatomy: Gubernaculum is the name of a ligament that balls are hanged on. The word is used to sarcastically describe a wired thing or as a nickname of a wired person.

Look at this gubernaculum!

by Gubernaculum March 20, 2004