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girk

a girk is a nerd who has risen through the ranks of the nerds to become a head nerd or a super nerd. this means that a nerd who is considered by nerds to be a nerd is a girk
Nerd 1: Man Nerd 2 is such a girk

Nerd 3: yeh he got 3 extra credit points for knowing the answer to a question they do at university let alone in yr 9
by danieltylerdurden September 21, 2005
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Gurkha- His Majesty's Reserve

Branded the most expensive cigar on the market, His Majesty's Reserve, made by Gurkha, is the most premium cigar one can buy. The price for one of these is $750 per cigar or $14,999.95 for a box of twenty, though I have been told from many sources that you can only buy a limit of 3 per order because Gurkha only makes 100 boxes per year.
Cigar Aficionado #1: Hey man what are you smokin?

Cigar Aficionado #2: A Gurkha- His Majesty's Reserve.

Cigar Aficionado #1: Damn! That most have cost a lot!

Cigar Aficionado #2: You bet your ass it did! Worth every penny!
by Jacob Daugherty December 14, 2008
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Glirk

The act of smirking while someone is glaring at you, or to smirk and glare at someone at the same time.
(Yes it is possible xD)
Person1: Hhaha jeremy loser! *smirks*
Jeremy: *glares*
Person1: A GLIRK! WOO!
by StephMania October 17, 2008
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Gurkinder

Skinny man but with tremendous talent. Makes up for what he lacks in weight with gorgeousness. Usually found asleep in a car during sporting events that this amazing person should be staring in.
Look at the guy who 'should' be playing American Football in his car doing a Gurkinder
by Da Paragon February 4, 2010
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guikipedia

andate a guikipedia
by borage October 31, 2017
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Gurk

1. To have sexual intercourse.

2. To 'tap that' or 'hit it raw'.
Fatamanisha: What up, Keyshawn?

Keyshawn: What's good, mama? You gon' let me gurk that shit today, right?

Fatamanisha: Boy, you nasty!
by LMAOProductionz June 22, 2009
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Girk

a girly geek. used mainly towards females. when used towards a man it is an insult
that girl is a definate girk

he is such a girk!
by rila September 3, 2010
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