gomena

Modern Greek slang for a man's girlfriend or mistress. Also used to talk about very attractive women in general.

My wife doesnt know I have a gomena, so lets keep it that way.

Wow! Look at that gomena getting off the bus!

by Panagiotis7 March 13, 2010

Gnome 3

A piece of shit.

A reason to switch to Xfce.

Unity's ugly step sister.

I got upgraded to Gnome 3 and decided to switch back to Windows 98

by Linuxfan December 31, 2011

gomeche

1. A "gomeche" is a form of insult, most commonly used when trolling.

2. If you are a "gomeche" you are a sad old man with nothing to show for his life except a broken keyboard and your small collection of nazi paraphernalia.

3. If you have been "gomeched" you have been a victim of trolling, nonsensical insults, or flame warring.

Commonly used phrases:

"Without prejudice"
"THIS IS YOUR FINAL FINAL FINAL FINAL WARNING!"
"I'm an investigative journalist researching a story into..."
"That was highly libellous and I'm sure my MP gives a shit"

1. Aw man, I've just been gomeched! Ah well, none of it was spelled right anyway.

2. Listen, I'm a legitimate gomeche, and that was slander! Or was it libel? Well it was MEAN ok!

by GomecheWatch December 10, 2004

Lettuce Gnomes

Lettuce Gnomes is slang for "Letting us know." It is usually used when someone says some information that is stupid or that no one cares about.

Eyonix: The expansion is delayed until January 27
Someguy: THANX FOR LETTUCE GNOMES

by Maurina October 31, 2006

lawn gnome

Crazy midgit with a pointy hat that stalks you in your sleep.

Person #1: Where'd Bob go?
Person #2: Lawn gnomes got 'em.

by Master Gee May 17, 2004

Gnome Diving

The act of shoving a garden gnome up ones urethera.

I'm into gnome diving. That's pretty kinky

by Papa gnoogi August 12, 2016

gummy gomez

Cum into your hand and wipe it on your partner's mouth

I gave Lucy a gummy gomez last night, she licked it up, that bitch is crazy.

by Band Camper October 4, 2008