Groose

Masturbation. (To Groose, Groosing)

Im having a groose.

; AFK, groosing.

by Evillor August 1, 2013

GroomsBro

1. A Male in a wedding who is the Brother of the Groom, but not the Best Man.
2. A Dude in the wedding who is a Bro of the Groom.
3. A Bro in the wedding who is a Dude of the Groom.
4. Closer than a Groomsman to the Groom.

Dude, You have too much awesome to be a groomsman, you must be a GroomsBro...Bro!
Hey Nerd, you cant be a GroomsBro...Bro!

Bro, will you be my GroomsBro?
Dude, will you be my GroomsBro?

by CrackerDave October 16, 2010

Groomin the Womb

Verb
When a female begins to prepare her womb for pregnancy by making smart choices such as taking prenatal vitamins, eating more vegetables and cutting back on coffee and alcohol.

Amy was groomin the womb for conception by incorporating beets and spinach into her diet.

by GSDGal November 19, 2010

Groms fault

When you don't know who to blame, or don't want to blame yourself, you blame Grom

When in doubt, blame Grom, it's Groms fault. never blame yourself

by Orosl April 2, 2021

Anal Groose

The greasy substance left on the shaft of the penis after anal intercourse, often composed of a combination of anal juices and lubricant; not to be confused with an "anal cream pie". Anal groose may also be known as "anal grease".

It's safe to put in back in your mouth, I wiped all the anal groose off.

by Miranda408 November 18, 2010

Grooming

Zoe Laverne

Did you hear about Zoe laverne grooming Connor joyce

by anonymous December 8, 2020

Grooming

The act of manipulating a someone who is younger than you with sexual intent through the use of bribery.

Earlier this year, Megan Morris, an 18-year-old from Coventry, was jailed for six years for committing sexual offences (grooming) against a young boy she first contacted through a gaming community when he was just 16.

by Dakrmatter September 6, 2016