grits

A pale, tasteless, sludgy mass enjoyed throughout the American South. Since it carries no natural flavor, it is often mixed with copious amounts of butter and salt, making what can only be described as butter pooridge (shudder).

I was at a Waffle House during my visit, and the cook sneazed in my grits.

by The Czar of Swing June 21, 2003

grits

slang for stupid fucking lazy bastards who wont take 1 more second to say cigerettes

Stupid fucker: Can I get a grit?
Normal guy: what the fuck are you talking about?
Stupid Fucker: Damn now I have to waste more time that i would have originally, i shoulda just said ciggarettes.

by AGOD September 03, 2003

grit

1) any form of verbal abuse
2) a ciggy
3) a teen who don't know her worth

1) "and he threw some heavy grit at her yesterday"
2) "i need a grit"
3) "jeez, why he go using grits for business?"

by +Fizza+ September 17, 2005

Grits

Portland, OR area greeting. Taken from "greetings" and shortened. Primarily used by Reedies but also common in the rest of the SE area.

"Grits, dude. How's the day?"

by Marcos December 06, 2004

grits

some nasty ass shyt my moma be makin. Bland as hell too.

Yesterday my mom made grits and cornbread for breakfest. it made me barf!!

by delicous July 15, 2003

grits

The technical term used for the fecal matter left on your chest when a fat chick takes a dump on you.

Damn, yo! I gotta take a showah and get these grits of my chest.

by Uber Uberest ~Big Gay Faggot July 30, 2003

Grit

an undermined amount of time

I will call Katelyn in a grit

by Glen Magrino January 06, 2004