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Grimace from McDonald's is our lord and savior. Drink his almighty Grimace Shake. Worship only Grimace. Worship no one else. If you do, he'll hunt you down. We must give Grimace a sacrifice. Give him one of those Chicken McNuggets. Give him the fries. Give him the Big Mac, and give him ourselves. Give him Ronald McDonald.
Grimace is love. Grimace is life.
Grimace by SupremeMarinoSiblings69 September 19, 2023
The iconic McDonalds character, Grimace, rumored to come from a far away land known as "Grimrock island", who also happens to be the creator of the drink "the grimace shake."
"Ronald McDonald finally had a ribwarming reunion with Grimace."
Grimace by SoloIsHim November 24, 2024
"Hey tony look at that girl over there."
"Ew she is such a grimace bro I would never jack that."
Grimace by spooky__ February 18, 2024

Grimace Shake

A supernatural milk shake you can buy from mcdonalds putting it simply.

Symptoms:

Once you have taken a sip or two, within 15 minutes to 2 hours multiple things can happen. Typically linked to brain rot, your body will slowly begin convulsing and having seizures uncontrollably whilst you vomit as it tries to remove the milkshake from your body. As this happens, after you have taken a sip all brain growth begins to stop and disintegrates your brain cells normally linked to the stomach or lungs, causing them to fail and reject the beverage, forcing to involuntarily convulse until it is out of your system or until you die. Typically as you begin to lose your mind, your internal temperature rises, causing you to involuntarily want to take off your clothes and run somewhere to catch some cooling wind, all of course during seizures.

Then and only then, Grimace himself take advantage of your mortality and turn you into a vassal for him to terrorize the world beyond his grave in a tradition celebrating his birthday.
"Okay guys, today we'll be trying the Grimace Shake, Happy birthday Grimace."