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Greaking

a combination of geeking and freaking. a geeky person thats freaking out.
I'm greaking out, man!
by SandyBeaches4 March 13, 2012
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greasing the pig

when you lather a girl up with baby oil and ask her to run around and squeal like a pig. Successfully catching her will result in a prize (Possibly Baby Ruth or a leather belt). Not considered greasing the pig unless you eat bacon off her body.
Johnny and Sally wanted to do something for their anniversary, so they decided greasing the pig and baking cookies would be appropriate.
by Motzel Balls November 1, 2009
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jpeg grazing

The act of scrolling through digital pictures on the back of your camera.
Kristen missed the shot because she and Ben were jpeg grazing.
by Cam Chapman January 21, 2009
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greasing up her vocal cords

cunnilingus. orally lubricating a woman's vulva.
John: Did Jenny let you get to third base?
Matt: Oh yeah! I was greasing up her vocal cords all night long.
by quadman08 May 6, 2009
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greasing the pan

the caressing of the buttocks, often using a warming jell for proper smackin' during what is known as foreplay.
Brotha, she backed that thang up on me and I was greasing the pan till she begged me to hit it... then I quit it.
by katzenjammer January 6, 2008
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greasing wheezer

"Greasing Wheezer" is the act of male masturbation with the use of a lubricant such as lotion or oil and plenty of porn ;. Get that nut.
Tim's girlfriend denied him access to her vagina, therefore he ended up greasing wheezer.
by Penelope Muffinbutt July 27, 2010
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grazing sesh

An event or tradition in which a person or a group of people participate in gathering fresh, "wild" berries from a bush or tree in a public and private place. Grazing applies to fruits as well. It is also considered a sacred past time for ents, and originated from Saratoga, CA in the summer of 2012, by SHS class of 2011.
Person 1: "Anybody want to going me in a quick grazing sesh? The blackberries are so ripe today that they are falling off!"

rest of group: "Yeah, I'm so down for some free grub!"
by dudewithnopants July 8, 2012
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