Gorp curse

Two people get cursed together, once the curse starts it never ends. Once a year on a random date you are forced to jump op the belly of a deceased pregnant woman while the other lays with his mouth opended wide in front of the vagina of the deceased pregnant woman in question. This process is called gorping. You decide the roles by doing rock-paper-scissors for who will lay down with his mouth opened or will preceed to jump on the belly.

After meeting that nasty witch im forever doomed with the gorp curse!

by anonymous July 10, 2025

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Get the Gorp cursemug.

Gorp

Gorp is used as an insult. Mostly used to call someone stupid or smooth brained.

M1 "Man, you really are Gorp sometimes bro."

M2"This is why all of your other friends ghosted you."

by violetplane November 30, 2022

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Get the Gorpmug.

GORP

Garbage On Retention for Posperity; business & finance term, used by auditors, IT, finance; used in big audit & consulting firms from 1980s to 2000s. used as "miscellaneous" category for backup data provided for later reference.

don't know how we'll use that information, but let's file it for later reference under "GORP"

by 3LionsG June 1, 2018

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Get the GORPmug.

GORP

Acronym for the classic camping combination of Granola, Oatmeal, Raisins and Peanuts.

Not sure who makes trail mix with just raisins and peanuts

1: Made some GORP for the hike today, want a handful?
2: Does it have more than just raisins and peanuts?
1: yes, it also has granola and oatmeal, what am I, a mutant?

by Maejical December 22, 2023

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