When a person goes online periodically using a chat program to check who's online, usually ignoring friends of the same sex while at the same time annoying the heck out of every poor sod on the Gopher's contact list (because of the annoying log-on alert window). This can also be used for the purpose of seeking attention of people in the Gopher's contact list that are online.
This is akin to the gopher on the 1980's movie "Caddy Shack" sticking its head out of the ground to scope out the world.
This is akin to the gopher on the 1980's movie "Caddy Shack" sticking its head out of the ground to scope out the world.
by A. Innes and T. Phung September 1, 2005
Get the Chat Gophermug. While having vigorous intercourse, the reaction caused by pulling out too far and accidentally slipping from the vagina to the anus.
You should have seen the Screaming Gopher I gave my girlfriend last night! I though she was gonna turn around and smack me.
by Sweat Feet January 13, 2010
Get the Screaming Gophermug. When you can feel the poo pushing on the inside of your butthole wanting to escape. Usually when your out walking and are nowhere near a bathroom.
by vloky July 1, 2004
Get the Gopher Holingmug. Eclectic, nocturnal personality of Darkchyld. Bound to this realm through the ideals and dreams of world domination.
All will hail the Gopher King! Ye shall know his might or suufer the wrath of Fluffy... He is the destroyer of worlds.
by Darkchyld June 16, 2004
Get the Gopher Kingmug. The act of sticking ones penis into anothers ass attempting to push in the other persons outgoing turd.
by killerb0129 October 21, 2010
Get the Muddy Gophermug. by doogie snipes April 23, 2008
Get the dramatic gophermug. When a girl/guy is giving you head and they pulls it out of his/her mouth for you to cum on their face and you bong them with your fist on the top of her head like carnival whack a mole game
by Thebigsnowman October 30, 2020
Get the Minnesota Gophermug.