Gootus

The feeling of shame and misery-infused regret one experiences after buying inferior goods.

Zach bought what he thought were some swell whiskey glasses, but the Gootus quickly settled in. He knew he should have listened to Tom and bought the other, better ones.

by EvilBastid November 28, 2021

Goossy

A pussy that secretes an inordinate amount of goo, like there's no tomorrow.

"This isn't about vaginal discharge anymore dude, we’re talking about a monster of a goo that could have drowned me. That goossy had me drenched while I was eating that wet thot out."

by Grabembythedussy January 20, 2022

Goofus

Noun, a cute name for the love of my life. Also, can be used as shorthand for “I love you”.

A: You stuck it in my butt and it tickled.
Me: Adam, you fucking goofus.

by Woop_woop_ItsDrZ January 29, 2022

googus

a cum-covered taint/gooch

“Man from squid games touches my googus”

by bunch x April 10, 2022

Goobus

Homophobic.

I am very Goobus.

by DustyKion May 27, 2022

goonus

another word of stupid or dumb

Jonas is pretty goonus

by hhhhhhagvdhbn September 12, 2022

goofus

Someone is goofy and a dufus

Joel is a freaking goofus

by lilythegreat September 27, 2022